I’ve Written about everything

Socially awkward vampires. Existential crises in Ireland. Turtle stage moms. Yeah.

They wait patiently (but not idly) for the day they can emerge from their subterranean habitat.

Who’s really in charge here?

Taking care of yourself is a kindness to others.

Tidy, contained God is easier to worship, but crumbles in the presence of my big, nuanced problems.

Thoughts on how annoying it is to have a uterus.

Don’t call it a muumuu. It’s a Summer Sack and you’re going to be begging for one come August.

Some people think these identities are in conflict with each other.

I didn’t mean to make my faith an ultimatum. Not at first, anyway.

Barb, a disheveled woman dressed in a tracksuit, approaches a panel of pageant judges. She sets down a turtle wearing a crushed velvet leotard.

Shot on location in Asbury Park, New Jersey, Two Pints Lighter is a surreal, subversive comedy with a bite all its own.